Audi A8 4.2 1996 NON-RUNNER

Unfortunately there's more bad news...

Let's deal with the 'heart' scratched into the driver's side pillar first. My (now ex) wife did that in an angry mood one night because, as she put it, 'you love that car more than you love me' (admitedly she did have a point). Not long after that I moved to St Albans and started going to the now mysteriously disappeared Executive Audi for servicing, they called me 'the love heart man'. How we laughed.